Front wheel drive is safer in inclement weather, he's just thinking ahead, brah.

"...exchanged gunfire with the two male burglars..."

If you make it all the way through that hat I'll eat my shoe.

You can't be Cirrus.

I see your dirt bike and raise you a 350Z.

Its February already?! Where did the time go!?

That same fucking nature developed the first antibiotics, so we're still in the black on this one.

YES! Mark it.

Pshhh... old news. I read about this back on January 28th, 2001.

"...but my wife is dead set on a black, 5-speed 2006-2008 Subaru Forester XT Sport..."

Yeah. Me too. Seriously.

If no one is telling you that you're "a dumbass" then you are not doing it right.

I'd give them my 350Z when I'm done with it. #riddenhardputawaywet

I fully support this.

I really wonder what his neighbors think... "No you can't have your arrow back. It landed in my yard, I told you last time."

1 ) Hmmm, the CSS must not have loaded, Jalopnik wouldn't do a redesign...

@e30m3: Neeeeeeeeeeeeerdahhh!

Drop a new drive train in that thing, a lawn chair for seating, zip tie that hood closed and I'd proudly drive that thing around Dallas.

@Zaphod_Has_a_Heart_of_gold: From the side its straight R8 and GTR!

@red014: Actually its the iCatch v2.2...