@redman042: Nah, my drain wont clog up, I've been pouring bacon grease down there daily, to keep 'er all lubed up.

350Z - 287hp

Man, I pee on my own car all the time. That being said, I hit a drunk guy I caught peeing on my car a few months back. You see, its really a territory thing, he was basically stealing my car by urinating on it, marking it as his. I told him to stop peeing on my car, he didn't stop, but he did start talking shit to…

@DoggieDaddy Duct Tape is correct, Duck Tape is a brand of Duct Tape. But apparently you're not supposed to use Duct Tape on ducts or ducks, since it doesn't handle dusty or feathery surfaces well.

My buddy and I got clipped on Rt 7 in Leesburg, VA for 145 in 55. We were out for a late night ride around 3am, both on 99' R6's, the road was totally empty, or so we thought. I had been riding my friends bike, and he was on mine when a hopped up Cobra with shoe polish numbers on the side rolled on us from about 60. …