I’ve never seen the original Jumanji, so there’s no way nostalgia is even a factor here. I have, however, seen trailers and tiny bits and pieces of the movie and can already tell it’s vastly superior to this mess of a shitshow. At best, this looks like it’ll be another Journey 2, but based on what I’m seeing this…

And nobody know more about Fallout than Japan, amirite. I’ll see myself out...

On the other hand, I see Trump as the giant ballsack on legs from The Wall:

I don’t know why, but Donald Trump reminds me of the giant ballsack judge from The Wall:

attitude-equivalent, meaning he has the pomp and attitude of Trump, but he’s actually good at what he does outside of the pomp.

I’m confused why you would even need a pressurized whipped cream canister in the first place. Getting a dollop of that delicious shit from a tub is the ideal way to go.

The 1050 Ti SC is not only 4K but also VR ready. I don’t know what world you’re living in.

The 1050 Ti SC is not only 4K but also VR ready. I don’t know what world you’re living in.

The 580 is very upper-end mid-tier, but the 1050 Ti SC is lower high-tier. Performance is what matters, not specs. The 1050 Ti SC is not only 4K but also VR ready without having to invest an assload into something like a 1080, it performs better than you’re giving it credit for. It’s absolutely not entry-level...at…

The 580 is very upper-end mid-tier, but the 1050 Ti SC is lower high-tier. Performance is what matters, not specs. …

How the fuck is a GTX 1050 Ti SC “entry level”? I could see maybe calling something like a $60 GTX 750 SC or an RX580 entry level, but GTX 1050 is pretty much a high-end card. Not tip of the top but it’s up there.

How the fuck is a GTX 1050 Ti SC “entry level”? I could see maybe calling something like a $60 GTX 750 SC or an…

I’m not sure Joe or Ron are the right fit either, but if it had to be between them I’d go with Joe because Ron as of the last decade or so has really not been doing so swell. He’s been really off his game compared to his 90's and prior works.

Maybe the creative difference is that they had a moment of clarity that Alden Ehrenreich is a terrible casting choice for Han, but Disney had other plans.

I chose my words carefully. Re-read.

...also, the “white guy” everyone is getting up in arms over surviving - yeah, he was brown-skinned....

...he was brown-skinned....

...he was brown-skinned....

...and he was brown-skinned....

False-equivalence here. The downtown man was out in the open, massive distance between himself and officers and not actively attacking anyone. The girl in this specific story had cops in her home in a small room with less space between them and the attacker who was actively attacking.

Lo and behold, the tape proves me rather correct. They were very cordial with her, and it sounds like she turned on them suddenly in the confines of her home. They gave her enough verbal commands to stop, and I can hear her in the back ground saying something like “you fuckers!” just before the end. Sorry but a…

This guy is the attitude-equivalent of Donald Trump for old video games.

Bingo.
As I was reading the article, I kept thinking “something is missing here, because this doesn’t sound like Seattle cops” and then I hit the little snag of: