I love how Kylo Ren’s light sabre is all shitted up and flamey.

Officially licensed, but has slave Leia. Guess they’re not retiring her after all.

Except what Fisher said to her is a load of shit. She made it out that they forced her into the bikini, yet she was the one who requested it in the first place because she felt the first two films didn’t make her look womanly enough...and she was probably too coked-out to remember half the shit she did in Jedi anyways.

I don’t see a number, and both of those images up top look the same to me. California will be A-okay!

Ed Harris?

I can’t stand the new singer. Everything from his costume design to his vocals. Can’t stand the guy. They need to find someone else.

Also, you salmon has been dyed to have the expected color because farm-raised salmon don’t develop the color due to unnatural feeding.

What’s everyone going to think when they start telling you how much veggies or other things you eat have the potential to cause cancer? ...just like everything else in this world.

I’m the kind of guy who will suffer through just about anything I’ve paid money for, but I walked out on only two films in my life:

You had me at Drive Angry.

I’m a long-time F13 fan, and I love all of the films except Takes Manhattan (yes, even Goes to Hell), but personally the best is Jason Lives.

It’s a great movie marred by the Ewok segments. With the Ewoks suckage, it’s relative tot he time when the movie came out. Back then, they were stupid and still are. If you want to compare to Jar-Jar, well, anything in the Star Wars universe by comparison is better than him...so comparing the impact the Ewoks had…

Strangelove sucks. I have no idea why that’s such a lauded film. Same with Forbidden Planet, what a bore. The same goes for Brazil and The Host, which also sucked.

Cinemark broke the halftime trailer embargo and has been selling tickets for the past hour.

So basically Nintendo is going to fulfill the dream that I had the Neo Geo X was going to be. I had such high imagination of docking the NGX in the console slot and it would be like a real AES but also portable...as opposed to massive disappointment.

Initial D Arcade Stage 7 AA X. An arcade game you’ll probably never get to play...though there are some Initial D console releases in Japan.

I’ve seen the movie like 100 times and I’ve always thought it was an excited exclamation HEEEEYYY, to be honest.

I backed this shit and was pretty fucking pissed. I’ve been livid at the dude with every shitty update he makes because it’s full of excuses, and reminding us how he spent all our money on food, rent, bills and never mentions any of it going towards the fucking game.

This is a fucking horrible list of trash and mediocrity with only a few redeeming excellent films. Did a hipster write this list?

To be fair, Square has had about 50 attempts to finally get it right with FF1, so there’s that. They’ve only re-released any other game maybe once or twice.