I feel bad.

This balloon shit is one of the many reasons why I stopped playing Metal Gears games.

a tiny team making pixel art on a shoestring budget.

I love the original DS design. The only one I like better is the original original shown off at E3. Smexy!

I was thinking more like Happy Wheels.

This whole copyright over-protection shit is getting way out of control.

What the fuck is a “schmup”?

I can understand why people would be mad about a feature added that completely changes the game and its difficulty, etc... but why the hell would anyone be mad that it’s optional? I mean, if you like the change, don’t go into the Options menu and untick it.

You don’t have to get the placement right when the map/car adjust the pitch/yaw/gravity/etc so that you can never actually fail or crash. I guarantee there were zero failed attempts because you cannot fail. It looks neat but ultimately there is no fun, or purpose to “play” such a thing because you cannot have “fun”…

The movie and the show are both the nether void of unfunny...it’s like a black hole of comedy where funny cannot exist, neither good nor laughably bad. I’ve never seen a “comedy” outside of a Wes Anderson film that was so devoid of laughs in places where you know it’s supposed to be funny, but just isn’t. I have no…

Remember when Metal Gear used to be serious and not a fucking complete joke?

Is there’re a TL;DR option for the walls of text?

I love how people keep saying this shit but then nobody supports new IPs when they come around. That’s why nobody makes new things.

Black Widow just looks like a knock off of the Ghost int he Shell game we saw on PS1.

They absolutely are. Not only do they own the N64 technology being emulated, but also they still own the exclusive publishing rights to basically everything in the compilation pre-selling Rare off. So yeah, they’re making money in some form of agreement between MS and them.

You didn’t bother to mention that Nintendo had to sign off on these being released, so in part you to have to thank Nintendo for allowing them to re-publish these.

First: This doesn’t belong on Kotaku.

I came.

It’s on GoG: https://www.gog.com/game/star_wars…

If that was me, the entire coast would be brown.