I feel bad.

This balloon shit is one of the many reasons why I stopped playing Metal Gears games.

a tiny team making pixel art on a shoestring budget.

You must be just getting out of high school. A generation where everything must me tech-related, and your face always buried in a smartphone or tablet. Did you know there was a time when “tablet” meant a paper stack?

I love the original DS design. The only one I like better is the original original shown off at E3. Smexy!

I was thinking more like Happy Wheels.

This whole copyright over-protection shit is getting way out of control.

Yay. Girls can do things...

What the fuck is a “schmup”?

I can understand why people would be mad about a feature added that completely changes the game and its difficulty, etc... but why the hell would anyone be mad that it’s optional? I mean, if you like the change, don’t go into the Options menu and untick it.

You don’t have to get the placement right when the map/car adjust the pitch/yaw/gravity/etc so that you can never actually fail or crash. I guarantee there were zero failed attempts because you cannot fail. It looks neat but ultimately there is no fun, or purpose to “play” such a thing because you cannot have “fun”…

I know this sounds morbid, but I wish we could see more of this and video that was raw. I want to know what the war was really like. Because we’ve glorified this war so much and vilified the bad guys and such to the point where it’s just unreal like a King Arthur story. I want to know what WW2 was really like…

The movie and the show are both the nether void of unfunny...it’s like a black hole of comedy where funny cannot exist, neither good nor laughably bad. I’ve never seen a “comedy” outside of a Wes Anderson film that was so devoid of laughs in places where you know it’s supposed to be funny, but just isn’t. I have no…

Remember when Metal Gear used to be serious and not a fucking complete joke?

Nope.

Isn’t a more “grounded” Jason what essentially ruined the series with the 2009 reboot?

Is there’re a TL;DR option for the walls of text?

I love how people keep saying this shit but then nobody supports new IPs when they come around. That’s why nobody makes new things.