Well, her name is Libby G, went to Arizona State University, and her dog is named Buddy....so get to hunting, internet :p

I don't even think either of those are criteria anymore considering how everybody is using it.

I'll be honest: I've been gaming pretty hard for 30 years and I never heard the term "roguelike" until like 5 months ago when it became the buzzword for just about every Kickstarter that was trying to say it plays like shit on purpose or is really hard just because.

At what point does Kotaku staff start shilling for GOOD Kickstarter ventures? Because every time I see one of these with 2-3 articles buzzing about them, it always looks like pure ass.

I'm not sure which I find more annoying: Too many Flappy Fird articles, too many Wii U is doomed articles, or the ones where one staff member tries as hard as they can to shill a crappy looking Kickstarter game they want to see funded (and no, I don't mean the ones where they post once and it's a good looking KS…

They need to hurry up with the DS and GameCube HD releases on Wii U....seriously.

They took the worst part of Steel diver and made it into its own game.. :\

And then there's the comic book version of 80's tributes as well that just came out:

DP'd that. Kinja!!!!!!!

Goddammit Kinja!!!

Don't forget the comic book version of 80's tributes:

Game was pretty decent, but it's definitely buggy as all hell. I experienced constant bugs throughout the whole game. Many of the glitches caused side quests to be impossible to complete because of bad guys being stuck in the floor and crap. There was one bug that apparently was saved during the auto-save and one…

To be fair, old Fishburn was bloated beyond recognition, so there's that...

Tip #1 - Push the Power button on your 3DS for 3 seconds.

Sorry, but America's theme is this:

I'm pretty sure the game you're looking for is called anything with the word Super Mario in the title.

Looks like everyone is shitting bricks over this.

Goddammit... what the fuck happened with Sega and Sonic, man?

At some point, doesn't this become like, you know... kidnapping?