Relax, like in Zoolander?

I had to call Dad to confirm, but yes! Neat!!!

I think if you are running a marathon you can wear whatever the hell you like. I ran with a tutu because I FUCKING WANTED TO. really? Did i think it made me run faster? No. Did it slow anyone else around me down? No. Nobody was inconvenienced by me wearing this and I will now go and buy a tutu from Glam Runner. I…

especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?

Self, Go Fuck Your

That totally sounds like something she would say. Here is a picture of her stealing Taylor Swift's youth, right on camera.

YES.

It's "I can't sleep because I am trying to climb my way to the top and out of this shithole studio I share with 2 other girls" vs. "I can't sleep because I have to be up at 4:00AM to catch the bus to get to my job that pays $8/hr and then get my kids from school before I go to the second job just so we can have heat…

"Sleep is not a function of privilege. When I'm exhausted because I've spent two days jet-lagged and my bio-rythems are still on Tuscany time, I just think 'Man, it must be so great to live in one of those third-world countries with no electricity. I mean, when your hut is dark, you go to sleep, and when the sun…

Huh. This article didn't end up being about what I expected. I thought you'd point out the millions of low-income women who have to work two or three jobs just to pay the rent—on top of caring for children, going to school, etc.

The USC students representing Jones argued that she would not have been convicted if

No, that's not what anyone is saying at all:

Have you met my friend Racism? And his buddy, Sexism?

I wish we could give her those years back. I know that sounds so stupid but I really wish we could. I hope her prison time wasn't too hard on her soul and that she made friends and family while incarcerated. I guess I hope her whole entire life wasn't ruined, I hope there was still some goodness and kindness in each…

"Words cannot express my gratitude to God and to my fellow man."

How the fuck was she convicted of a crime if she was held at gunpoint? Especially for 3 decades?

Yup, that's a reasonably sized rat. 40cm, for our metric friends.

"It tasted a lot better than it looked, though."