Been waiting for an excuse to link this. Here is a long-haired dude with the sweetest smile I've seen on the internet lately doing a metal cover of 'Let It Go'. Enjoy.

I like this one (from Bailey @the_author_):
Anyway, #liestoldbyfemales: I am actually a velociraptor. I can fly. I secrete acid when threatened. My hair? Snakes.
4:57am - 5 Mar 14

Not a single PERSON isn't guilty of this. It isn't a gendered thing.

For real. If she'd told him truthfully that she'd rather shove needles in her eyes than sit through yet another session of Grade-D community theater pretending to be the Groundlings, he'd have called her a castrating bitch who never supports his dreams.

I only have an associates in Strumpetry but am enrolled in an online certification program for Tarting about Town with a concentration in Galavanting. I aspire to be a full-fledged Slut and Master Whore one day, adjunct teaching at several schools, spreading cheer and lasciviousness to all who enroll in my classes.…

Maybe he should change his handle to Neauxmeauxjudge.

Mmmmyeah..... The article plainly states that people only do it five days a week. LaComtesse was correct.

The face on this dog is half "OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!" and half "come at me catbros!"

Someone tried to rob me late at night on my porch, obviously he didn't see my dog sitting at my feet, she attacked him and saved my life. I stood there completely frozen while she bit him repeatedly and chased him up the street. I lost her to cancer a little over a year ago and I miss her every single day. So yeah,…

So, not remotely the same thing, but I got the death flu in December and it lasted for a ridiculously long time. I was too sick to leave the house (except for slow, short walks when my housemate wasn't there to take the pup out) for weeks, and too sick to leave the bed for a long stretch, with several recurrences. And…

DOG: IS THIS WHERE WE LIVE NOW? OK I WILL JUST LAY ON TOP OF YOU LET ME KNOW WHEN IT IS TIME FOR WALK OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GO GET BALL I WILL WAIT UNTIL YOU WANT ME TO GO GET BALL OH THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE OVER THERE LET ME SEE IF THEY HAVE BALL

It's been a bit since I've been to church but Proverbs 31 seems to promote working women and warn against drunken men... Ahem, David.

Collar could have been off any number of reasons and it isn't all that unusual to have an intact dog when he's only 8 months old.

she calls unmarried 35-year-olds "spinsters-in-training"

I can understand waiting to sleep with someone to make sure that my approval of them is not solely thanks to my ladyparts, but I do not get this "wait or otherwise they'll think you're a slut" business. I do NOT want a slut-shamer as a life partner, if someone conceptualises sex as me losing/giving up something, we…

I feel like every human being should be at least kind and honest, regardless of gender.

Sure, I'll bite.

Okay, I'm expecting some hate for this, but here it is. Yes, some women legitimately have horrible breast feeding experiences. And yes, if a mother simple just doesn't want to do it, that's totally her right. But that doesn't mean that it isn't the healthiest option for your baby if you're able to do it. Cooking is…

I really enjoy Jezebel, other than these anti-breastfeeding rants. I have been breastfeeding my son for nearly 13 months (and still going). Did it hurt in the beginning? Yes. I was screaming in pain, moreso than I did in labor. Know what? I got help! Fixed the latch issue, pain went away.

Oh look. Another post by Tracie on how shitty parenthood is. This week: it's shitty breastfeeding.