Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

They did a study where if you can hit the upper 90 with any sort of pace, it's basically unstoppable. You have to figure even Ronaldo McDonaldo can hit at least 10% against Cassilas, de Gea, Krul, or any top keeper.

My version of that is Grouse Grind, a massive tourist-trap endurance-hike with great views. On the up side, a lot of the lesser-known trails have even more stunning views without the downside of hiking past someone who pushed too hard and is now puking on the greenery.

But they'll charge me extra if I check it!

> Their doors are just spray-painted onto the cinderblock walls!

We don't all love Timmys. Fresh pot every 20 minutes my ass! You think I don't know what a pot of coffee that has been sitting on a hotplate for an hour tastes like? You can't pull the wool over my eyes, and I know you don't bake your donuts fresh, and your breakfast sandwiches are a crime against breakfast! You are a…

Though only one could be named starter, both Cassel and Bridgewater are pro-moat.

Because inflation is already among the highest in the world, around 80%. They're in an inflationary spiral - people raise prices not because they have to, but because they expect they WILL have to - and this is their (idiotic) idea for how to stop it.

Your number one is so right I'm not even going to comment on how wrong the rest of the list is.

Angel.

King Kong V. Godzilla: Dawn of Justice.

I doubt Ontario would heavily subsidize a new stadium – sure, there would be considerable tax breaks, but given the current political climate here I expect that's all they would get.

But let's be fair - sometimes, a bunt single is all you can muenster. I'm sure he would have loved to have bleu it out of the ballpark, but sometimes, that's just not meant to brie.

I was really surprised not to see Brooklyn Nine-Nine on this list, especially after it won the Golden Globe. Also no nom for Andy Samberg. :-(

"So you know, last year, my wife got all hysterical because we had ants in our house. So we spent hundreds of dollars in exterminator fees and bug spray. Turns out that a few years later the ants had just vanished from our house. What a waste of money that was."

I don't understand Toronto's burgeoning hate-on for Smoke's.

"I can run wicked fast? That's fackin' awesome."

She better not try riding a bike in Germany.

"When will then be now" proves that "Who's on first?" will always be funny.

Okay, so it's not based on a comic book. But a perfect trilogy is possible. Apparently, all you need is for everyone involved to swear they will NOT make another sequel unless it's extraordinarily good.