Awesome article. It's pretty amazing how people can reject elite level athletes and their achievements just because they're not on ESPN 24/7.

I'm a CFL fan, so this pretty much explains exactly how I feel anybody insults that league.

I like the later sunlight that DST brings, but I just don't understand why we need STANDARD time anymore. Why can't we just spring forward one last time and then stop jacking with the clock forever?

Fisher Not Capsized In Finnegan's Wake

LINDY RUFF: God damnit. God fucking damnit, guys.

Before you say "why the hell are you writing about a pruning contest; we pay my 12-year-old nephew to do that"

Imagine what's going through their head, what if their thinking the same thing and in all that you both run into the door.

And—what if you're walking a fair distance ahead of someone and you can hear them start to walk faster because you're going to get to the door first?

Oh my god, marry me! These are the exact kinds of thoughts I have. My favorite is the two door thing, where I hold the door on the first set and then they hold the door on the second set—-the dance of the awkward people.

Lol, your level of anxiety about this is similar to my anxiety about seeing a coworker walking down the extra long hallways we have at work. How soon do you wave? Do you start a full conversation? Just say hello? Pretend to check your phone? WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS?!?!

Oh my god that is the worst! I always walk away from that situation feeling a little like a failure who just cannot handle being out in public.

I guess I'm an asshole because none of this etiquette worries me. I'll hold the door open for whoever is behind me but I just want to get in the building, elevator, whatever, first, or if I'm taking my time I just step back a minute because I see there's congestion and laugh if I don't know what's going on. People may…

That only happens at the CFL Evaluation Camp.

Daaaaammmmmnnnn those ladies are fiiiiiiiiiined!

Raise your hand if you think this article or one like it should obviously have been written and any self-referential "I saw this coming" bullshit is irrelevant and counterproductive. Duh, black guy gets called "nigger" by like half the civilized world, of course the black writer on perhaps the premiere online sports…

"reflect a new understanding about the chemicals"

Look, I understand (and would love to have for all sorts of reasons) a Wonder Woman that was, well, an Amazon and built like one.

Now I've heard of some tragic things, but this is probably the saddest thing I'll read all day. What has this world come to... I'm here shaking my head. My best goes out to the server's family.

I sit, I shit, locked in this pit,