The shameless Israel propaganda (that you are repeating) is as bad as the shameless propaganda from the terrorists of Hamas: All bullshit.

Did somebody say 'Tequila'?!

They are splitting up everything (properties, money, child/ren) right now,

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Come on you werent cool unless you had a lighter!

AppleFanLand.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

Crocoduck, duh.

These would go perfectly with my octopus!

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God is also a shitty civil engineer, since God put the playground right next to the sewer system. (forget where I heard that)

guns.

Ah the maxipad ball, for those heavy soccer days.

No?

No, we really don't need a "share" icon at all. But if you really want one:

Daughter: Mom, Dad - I met Billy on Tinder.

Pictured below, Dr. Craig McClain

@Sugar Boots: I LOVE it on the show when she goes into bars and orders a skinny girl margarita, as if that's just a "thing" that everyone here in New York gets! It cracks me up.