I knew that this was going to happen once we normalize gay sex. What’s next? Donald having sex with Melania? Where does it stop?

Shamone!

They should do a SATC reboot trilogy, a prequel trilogy, a re-reboot trilogy and a origins story trilogy. Then create an HBO Cinematic Universe (HCU), including Girls, Big Little Lies, Entourage, Divorce and Looking. HCU all-cast movies every 2 years.

Just get Android.

Nine West?

Robert Redford is BOB? BOB? BOB?

Everybody would be ooh-ahh-ing if this thing had a fluffy squirrel tail or a tiny bunny tail.

It’s Britney bitch. Being a virgin doesn’t mean we were never hanging out naked.

Janet should come on stage and tear out Justin’s crotch area, revealing one ball with a fidget spinner spinning on it.

If they pulled off the stunt again in 2018, Janet would be using a brass nipple fidget spinner.

Janet’s album Unbreakable in 2015 was pretty good....sooo much better than the post-All For You disappointments. Too bad nobody listened to it except for me.

He’s now having an ego bukake party everyday.

Not only her feet but her entire legs. Stinky boots.

Hmmm....who do you think is making Anthony Weiner go to prison? Who do you think is waiting inside the prison? Just wait and see. #Benghazi

Protein diet. Proof below.

They look like the Portlandia duo from the protein diet episode.

They’re on a protein diet! The twins look like the Portlandia duo on the protein diet episode.

He’s really a 3 1/2 year old kid who accidentally became the president.

Oh, he does. He knows them beautiful bikes.

He’s held one.