Can we add Mariah Carey to the list?

No one will know unless Debbie Rowe comes forward. But Mariah Carey and Wentworth Miller are half black and they don’t look like other half black people we typically think of.

Shhhh

Pussy buttons for Donald to grab!

Money can’t buy you class...

Here’s your cute girl.

Because of this?

OINK

Mercury poisoning is going to stop her.

IT’S NOT REALITY TV!!!!!!!!

Eight pounds.

Klearly!

From his tweet:

Ivanka’s job, obviously.

Emma Watson does not exist.

Hmmm...I just genuinely believe you’re wrong.

You think Mimi cares about calories?

Butterflies, darling. Butterflies.