You think Mimi cares about calories?

Butterflies, darling. Butterflies.

Plus, they’ll be serving Trump Steak, Trump Vodka and Trump Water. Best Inaugural Ball ever!

BASKET OF DEPLORABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m calling to replace all “war games” with this most beautiful game ever created!

People are saying this guy will become the law. No one told me that before. Bad! Sad!

Agree. He should have killed her himself on the stage.

Cunt actually has a purpose and function. This disgusting pile of shit that’s shaped like a cucumber-penis combo has neither.

I wish Gawker gets sued by some D-list celebrity for posting him having sex with his wife’s buddy. A gay billionaire who also hates Gawker will fund this lawsuit until Gawker loses and is forced to sell itself to a Mexican whorehouse so Ashley can go to become the gay billionaire’s bitch.

This is a high quality novel. Ivana used to be my bitch.

You’re implying this Alaska mouth hole with glasses knows how to read. I’m doubtful.