Humungus Thighs...

It's funny because this parade is when most of Baltimore decided to jump onto the bandwagon.

This is what I imagine has happened to every vehicle listed on Craigslist with an "R-title".

While these movies lack any kind of automotive credibility, I would rather spend 90 minutes watching Vin shift gears 28 times in a quarter mile than 1 minute watching sparkly vampires fight with dogs. Already looking forward to installments 7,8, and 9.

There is probably a Duke fan writing a strongly worded letter right now to that kid's parents.

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Considering that the most exciting vehicle my father ever owned was a K5 Blazer, I like the cut of this guy's jib. YOLO indeed, sir.

I have no god damn idea where my socks go. I swear I put them in the hamper in pairs.

If only there were some sort of device available on a minesweeping ship to alert the captain that there might be something dangerous under the water.

This is great and everything, but does anybody know what time THE MENTALIST comes on?

+1 I had no idea that my drunken uncle had a kinja account.

Marketing jargon is the worst. That being said, if the Nissan Juke looked like this, I'd buy one. Maybe Nissan should invest in more robot market perception?

"Whatever you do, Chris... don't take no shit!"

"Whatever you do, Chris... don't take no shit!"

"Never pick up hitchhikers near a prison." Blah, blah, blah. That's how dad met mom!

+1

"According to the player, first-year team members were told to dress in blazers, Dal-themed boxers and had their hair slicked back with Vaseline."

Is "blowing in the pit" some sort of euphemism?

What I say on the internet: "Looks tacky. I can't believe anyone would buy a car like this. More posts about station wagons, please."

Since this happened in the Mt. Oliver neighborhood, there's a pretty good chance that there was a professional in the car. (talking about the woman, not the driver)