Holy shit... Rodney Anonymous? That's awesome. Please tell me that next week one of The Stick Men will be writing the forward to Drunken Hookup Failures.

If Buick's pricing holds true to form, this car will probably cost several thousand dollars more than I'd be willing to pay for it.

The Pre-Retro body style Ford Mustangs are already a dime a dozen. A nice 03/04 GT version can be found pretty cheap.

The really upsetting part of all of this is that this kickball clip has yielded higher overnight ratings than the Stanley Cup Final.

thus the only Jalopnik contributor currently based in Michigan

"Anonymous PR guy" represents several professional athletes in several different sports. He also once ran a prostitution ring for NBA players and is currently in the 8th grade.

Park your car on a hill if possible.

Neither ever knew he had a brother.

Today is his lucky day! I just happen to know where he can find a nice used RV that fits his budget.

My commute to work this morning was delayed by this pig. When I heard there was a pig on the parkway, my initial thought was that there was a speed trap. Needless to say, this wasn't what I expected.

+1

I'm not sure that anybody is looking forward to the forthcoming change to the comment system, but this new Commentist Manifesto is a little ridiculous.

With all due respect, I prefer not to soil one of my favorite childhood cartoons. This also applies to Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch and the CB Bears.

Fever Pitch

Avoid scheduling any classes during summer session. The campus is half empty, the buildings turn off the air conditioning, the bars are full of townies, and life is so much better as a 6th semester sophomore than as some asshole who crammed their degree requirements into a 4 year span.

Isn't it proper internet courtesy to credit Pitchfork when you post their review of the new Huey Lewis album?

21-year-old Rachel George was allegedly smoking in her seat

What an unfortunate time for the VW engineers to have a pizza delivered.

"USA! USA! USA!" - ketchup purists

You've already killed Peanut. Haven't you done enough damage to anonymous Twitter users?