-Taking rented tuxedo dress shoes off after a wedding 8/10

I call bullshit. All of these stories are believable.

I'm surprised that there aren't more pink houses visible from that interstate in the background.

At least Peter King would have had the courtesy to put a bullet point in front of it.

Given the history of this site when it comes to changing editors, somebody please tell me that Craggs is a Pittsburgh Pirates fan. It may be the only chance I have of ever seeing them in a World Series.

Ummm... not to be critical, but this list fails to mention anything about bringing a pack of Fig Newtons.

First goal on his first shot. Unreal stuff. Love him or hate him, he's electric and it's nice that he's back.

Joe was terrified that the doctor would make him inhale leeches.

Getting stuck in traffic behind this truck would make me really hungry.

Scott Raab goes to his local YMCA 15 minutes before the IBS Support Group meets and pisses on all of the toilet seats.

This is ridiculous. Everybody knows that Baltimore doesn't have an "O"!

I haven't seen a puck be that uncooperative since Dave Rainey got kicked off of The Real World.

And Basically Everyone Will Go To The Playoffs

Franco isn't the only former Penn State RB out of work because of this. Just last week Curtis Enis was so distraught, he lost his gig at Chic-Fil-A for screwing up the drive-thru orders.

Sorry, I can't look for places in Iceland.

This story would be much more interesting if someone at GM had lost their 2014 Corvette at a restaurant.

Bam! Pig Humping A Cow!