If this car was a t-shirt, it would have three wolves howling at a full moon on it.

Considering it was a Sox game, I'm just relieved that the chicken wasn't pink.

I've never seen an Irishman drink from such a tiny glass.

Now I know why they call redheads "fire crotch".

Not to be outdone, Dan Snyder just spent $57 million to open an Arthur Treacher's at FedEx Field.

+1 On a side note, does anybody else believe that All Over But The Sharting is actually Guy Fieri?

If only Bob Costas had been around to tell Grantland Rice how to do his job...

The one nice thing about passing out in a bar located near the Warhol Museum, when you wake up the Sharpie doodles on your arm are worth $1,200.

Brule: "No seriously... I picked up Bono and ended up backstage at a U2 show."

San Diego will no doubt have a copycat promotion with Stone Temple Pilots.

"I say this as a former boy band fanatic — I would not completely rule out the possibility that there was some kind of ulterior motive going on here. "

Apparently Puck Daddy did the exact same thing this morning. Fuck me.

Shockingly, that lawsuit from John Elway doesn't have teeth.

I don't know who redacted is, but my guess is he's the one in the parking lot listening to Def Leppard before the game starts.

Ha!

I think wearing shorts became a no-no at the same time finding Tosh.0 funny became a no-no. I clearly live under a rock.

the Geniuses presumably pour each other blue drinks like those "Star Wars" creatures

I'm not sure I agree with the studio's choice to have Hopkins play Strongbad in the Homestar Runner movie.

Those kids are fortunate. It's nice that Barry continues to make people feel safe at home.

...and added, "and we hope the NFL lockout ends quickly, so we can cheer for Cleveland to make the big game next year."