FUN FACT: “Everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape” came in a close second when Trump was choosing campaign slogans, but EKWGOITCWF&CT&R didn’t look good on a hat.

He says he’s a doctor but I don’t see any markings, white coat or stethoscope so I think it’s only fair for someone to pull a gun on him, force him to the ground, make him show his medical board credentials and his med school degree for good measure because everyone knows what’s going on in the US with people…

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

I feel like 90% of conservative grievance comes from guys who are upset to find themselves getting treated the way our country has historically treated people of color, women and people without any real power.

Yeah, that 100mi from the border covers something crazy like 2/3 of the national population.

Seriously? They thought this might have been legit?

It's a Catch-22

I bet it was Jake!

it’s like saying “no offense, but...” and then saying the most offensive thing they can muster up

Yeah, Jake, Flo, the General and that Gecko can fuck off. If they spend less money advertising they could lower premiums or pay out when they should. Also, any of you who commit even the smallest bit of insurance fraud (because you have paid so much in premiums that you think you deserve it) can doubly fuck off.

For all the disagreement that exists in the automotive space  all of mankind, I think we can all come together on this one:

For all the disagreement that exists in the automotive space, I think we can all come together on this one:

I need this gif, it expresses things I have difficulty putting into words.

Nobody is going to try that on somebody my size. And if they try it on my mother, I pity the fool. She WILL hose them down with gas and toss a match their way. She may be crazy, but she’s ex-military and one cast iron bitch when she wants to be, even at 75yo.