A while back we found an old Win95 CD and booted a VM. Reliving that classic Science theme while cranking up Weezer. Good Times...

This really is a sad comment, I will agree...

He created the Daleks.

But can *I* defecate and drink liquor at your house?

I honestly think that all this shit is worse than the suicide forest stuff:

Good first step, but not enough. I don’t wanna see this little shit uploading anything onto YT ever again AND I want his existing shit gone.

Highlander: The Series, starring Adrian Paul!

We share the same opinion of Paul! Thank you.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

“And this is my lawyer. He’s doing a fine job. Stand up and let everyone see you. Doesn’t he look like a walrus, folks? The best walrus.”

“It’s not just a one time purchase. It never is.”

Blasphemy! Elon is your god, and you shall have no other gods befor him!

Co-worker bought a Model X and had so many issues with the interior trim falling to bits and prematurely wearing. Tesla ended up buying it back off him. His wife is a lawyer and sent them a Strongly Worded Letter.

But if men didn’t exist, who’d start all the wars?

Ok, but there’s also a game that just came out involving time farts. So, you know, decisions, decisions...

I see what you did there and I like it

This also may explain how I ended up homeless on the sidewalk - but with a loyal pet macaw - that one time I went to Hong Kong.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

“Hell most of us weren’t able to even jerk it till the 2000's!”

Everyone here isn’t as young as you think. Plenty of us older guys were wanking to scrambled cable in the 80's.

Were either given an official position as an advisor to their dad?