STILL.

FUCKIN

WAITING

BLIZZARD.

“I’d have preferred they’d left out the feature that makes the girls’ costumes disintegrate when destroyed”

All you need to know about ponies, really

I think it’s called “Coronary before finishing breakfast” and not “heaven”, but to each his own

Noise art at its best....?

Everyone go Ballmer!

Huge spoilers ahead.

“but she felt uptight not getting him the game as all of his friends were playing it.”

+0.34 Ιντερνετς because “math homework”

ADEPTUS EFFIN ASTARTES.

ADEPTUS EFFIN ASTARTES.

Boltgun right to the face.

The worst part was that “hey, AV is actually starting now” *plays for 8 hours* “wow, I ll go to sleep some” *sleeps for 10 hours because sleep is good* “wow, AV is still on” *plays for 14 hours* “man I am burned” *gets some zzzzs on the chair. AV ends* “well eff me sidewise”.

Also, seriously, if people wanted in on…

Elation - Maps, perfect closing :)

It wasn’t that bad, actually it was a decent way to get SW fans into RTSes. My current gripe for the HD collection is that they simply made the game able to support bigger resolutions AND THATS IT. Same assets, same everything. Not even a basic re-rendering (not to mention getting more than 8 sprites for each unit…

Well excuse me, but voice censoring cannot work because it has to be tailored for every language, plus gamers are really inventive in terms of swearing and I really wouldn’t like to know what you want to do to my mother using non swearing words. Also, being a Ninty game (i.e. mostly targeted at younger audiences)…

What jaysin666 said. I don’t like the gameplay (last hitting? shops? the way the game forces you to have a certain setup? that everyone moves SLOWLY and that 50% is just back and forth around the tower that’s being attacked? the players? all of that plus more?) but I do enjoy these articles.

I would love to know if…

Crash course: there is a tabletop miniature strategy game that takes place in the far grim future where there is only war and terrible headaches. In this setting, there is humanity (because we have to sell the game to someone), orKs (yeah), elv...errr... Eldar (not stealing JRR Tolkien here, no siree), evil humans who…

And loud metal. Many a gay I know ended up listening to blasphemous suicidal black metal from hell.

oh gods above and below, more common sense. Hope for humanity’s intellect semikindarestored-ish.

COMMON. FUCKING. SENSE. FOR ONCE IN THIS WALL OF TEXT.

Thank you so much sir, please have one internet. You earned it.