If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

I think what I like most about Teslas is that they make it seem like they really aren’t even trying. They didn’t set out to create an SUV that would beat some hemi-powered monstrosity, they just created an electric vehicle that happens to blow everything else away (with the help of a few software updates). I also like…

Reason number 678,987,456,892,369,923 why I can’t wait for the death of car dealerships.

Because skirting stupid regulations is something I”ve made a personal mission of in my 20+ years working for the government...

I say it’s time for a (quite nice, if you ask me) simple redesign:

Regular person: cool.

and what do you suggest they do? stop and potentially create even more of a hazard

Boring.

Blow off work and take a nice drive in your Porsche 914! You have my permission. Unless you work here at Jalopnik, in which case, get your ass back to the blog mine.

To answer your questions:

He hit X when he should have been hitting Y.

I will never understand why people like the color of polished-turd.

I mean, yeah, everyone has their own tastes. Some folks don’t like black cars. Some don’t like hot-pink.

I just never understood how so many people can like brown.

Disclaimer: I grew up in Utah, the state where Beige is the official color of…

Look, if the Chinese investors can bankroll FCA so they can keep making cars and potentially better their quality why should I care?

I have no sympathy for people who still don’t wear seat belts. It makes absolutely no sense to me.

Thinking back to my Autoparts slinging days...

Oil - even the cheapest oil that is API certified today is better than the stuff from 10-15 years ago. Actually this applies to most fluids.. Brake, PS, Washer, etc...

Bulbs - you don’t need those super expensive Long Life or hyper white tail light bulbs.

Meh, Cup Driver.

Interlock with 4g data that has speed and gps data recording along with a time lapse dash cam that requires you to swipe your license every time you drive. Only allowed to drive pre-approved routes (work, kid’s school, grocery store, etc) and that’s it. Any deviation and jail or the impound lot.

Sure, it’s a massive…

Am I the only one not crazy about it?