Yup. Born in NJ, and still stuck here. It peaks at bland. Outside of the petrochemical fart that is a segment of the i-95 corridor anyone who passes through Newark international airport comes into contact with, the problem is the taxes, the government, and dealing with 1218+ people per square mile (and at least 840…

Somewhere a Mustang is breathing heavily.

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

Not a production car.

“So does this make him a hero?”

Meh.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Don't thank Jalopnik, thank me 😜

I would get an old M5 and spend the rest on a turn signal delete kit, cocaine and hookers. In that order.

Some Ferrari ads just have to be watched over and over

Well I repaid the favor while you were busy having your midlife crisis. Anyway point being some personality types who are attracted to the police force shouldn’t be there because the shortcomings that drive them to uniform are the ones that should keep them out of it. Just like in the military but maybe they do a…

2 minutes because it would just climb over all the walls.

The excuse I get from a lot of people is, “Well I don’t want to scrape my brush all over the car and ruin the paint.” Bitch, you bought a depreciating asset; stop trying to act like it’s a vital component of your Vanguard account.

The base model Porsches...914, 924, 912.

That’s pretty impressive... until they find the cheat device...

I’ve got about 8000 hours on 757s. If you’re down to the point of having to use the alternate gear extension and flap extension (both electric), something has gone horribly wrong with the hydraulics.

Your wife’s car isn’t crap because it cost $34K. Your wife’s car is crap because it’s an Escape.

The crew member spotting Jeff Gordon out of the garage is at fault, Jeff can’t see that’s why he had a crew member spotting him, the crew member wasn’t paying attention like he should have