Needs some Alpha Omega tuning and should be able to hit it no sweat.

I laughed at this more than I probably should have.

Doug... When you're done, I'll buy it off of you. Maybe. That is, if you sell it. Maybe.

No RHD... Crackpipe.

The two Instagram photos were upsetting me, so I merged them together.

I liked it. Thanks for sharing.

I seem to be in the minority here... But I've never really liked legos. I loved building models, making detailed sculptures with clay, etc. Everything I ever made with legos, including all the examples I've seen including these just look bad and impossibly boring. Sure, I can appreciate the effort that is needed to…

The next Mitsubishi Evolution..! /cries

Sort of unrelated: I want a Ferrari just so I can have a bumper sticker that says, "Don't laugh it's paid for." Just so I can screw with the middle class and their BMW/Mercedes payment books on wheels.

I want a Yugo just to jag the world off.

I'll just take an Alpha Omega GTR and watch the P1 in my rear view mirror grow to the size of a pea within a few seconds.

This vid of a gorgeous Saab should cheer you up:

The title of this made my day. Thank you for this.

I truly hope so. ;)

I keep getting emails from this guy saying that he wants to give me $20 Million And all I have to do is give him my bank account info and pay a $500 fee to release the funds.

YES!!!

Yes please.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one:

Kinda reminds me of the time I was out driving and looking for chicks. I sized up this one at a red light and decided to pick her. When the light turned green, I got into her lane from behind and then rear-ended her at the next red light. We both pulled over and I apologized like gentleman and offered my insurance…

The Jaguar XJS is probably the most kickass reliable car in the world. Jaguar is world renowned for making vehicles that last, and the XJS set the bar for reliability and excellence.