“And even though it’s clear lockdowns are sometimes necessary to defeat this global pandemic, it’s hard to justify arresting someone and seizing all of their electronics simply for posting about a protest on Facebook.”

She didnt “post about a protest”. She was the organizer and host of the event. She called the virus a hoax. She actively mobilized against measures in place to protect lives.
What a shitty take, Matt.

Brad: “Screw the rich”

Well, we factually know Joss Whedon is a monster, because his ex-wife told us. And everyone knows ex-partners in the middle of divorce proceedings are trusted and unbiased sources.

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

When I was your age, we had to jerk off with rotary phones. And just a few generations ago, if you wanted to jerk off, you had to go wait in line at the telegram office. 

thanks for the nightmare fuel

I’m Willy proud of you, David.

Drop a video and run? No exit post? whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

here’s that hard hitting journalism I come to Kotaku for

This listicle format is evil.

Leafty is now listed as the sole contributor to the site.

Let me speak candidly here, David: No, you don’t need this.

David will read your message like this:

You’re safe to keep reading tbh

ok boomer.

Hey, hey, let’s all just calm down here. I can’t buy weird-ass Chinese EVs without ads.

That’s a lot of undercoating 

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.