Brad: “Screw the rich”

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

thanks for the nightmare fuel

I’m Willy proud of you, David.

Drop a video and run? No exit post? whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

here’s that hard hitting journalism I come to Kotaku for

Leafty is now listed as the sole contributor to the site.

Let me speak candidly here, David: No, you don’t need this.

David will read your message like this:

You’re safe to keep reading tbh

ok boomer.

Hey, hey, let’s all just calm down here. I can’t buy weird-ass Chinese EVs without ads.

That’s a lot of undercoating 

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

What a stupid commercial disguised as an article. It is a real shame what this once great website has devolved into lately.

Nope. This is how Baby Boomers write stuff. Self-important, overly wordy and pseudo-intellectual. I can literally HEAR the all-white New Balances and leather smartphone belt holster.

Are you fucking kidding me.

His name? David Traski