Hahahahahahahaha. You’re right, the new God of War is trying so hard to be fucking politically correct. You nailed it, man. Incisive game criticism, there.

Hi, I’m a giant God of War fan.

Hyper Light Drifter came out before Pyre :) but, yeah, there’s some similarities there.

This is good news.

Why do the squid kids always look like they haven’t learned how to smile, yet?

How are Perfume so good?

The substance was already stated, man. I already said what I had to say, and I just had to repeat it. I’m saying the same thing.

This is a bad comment.

Uh-huh.

Why’d you rec your own post at the top of this thread, dude?

Well, you said you will still want to buy indie games... implying that you won’t stop buying indie games. I’m not really sure why you’re even arguing with that.

You’re missing the point. The point isn’t that you will stop buying indie games.

Which would be nuts considering the non-canon battles, of course, but perhaps even more unsettling, to me, is how the game lets players play as heroes outside of their respective eras. Darth Maul slicing up Rebel soldiers is totally canon, apparently.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. What a bizarre statement.

Ok, I feel you.

I will tell you right now, the chances of that are just abooout... zero.

Are you being serious?

Oh, geez.

The real question is, why would you want to?