what an impressively well-thought-out argument. You've used such incredible logic, appealed to my emotions, and created such an air-tight position that I have no retort. I'm stunned.

Please tell me what Harley model that looks like. You guys are always hilarious.

You're all wrong, it looks much more like a Victory:

You might want to see an optician.

...this looks nothing like a Harley. If anything it looks like, I don't know, maybe a Kawa Mean Streak. And a heavily customized one, too.

Trying too hard is WAY better than the other way around. Other car manufacturers could learn from this.

Mine.

Derek Jeter promptly quits team

Sometimes to hit your target, you need a bigger Dart.

I mean, they've only been making it since 1948 and it's proven itself as one of the best sports cars ever produced...

an even more inspirational example than Dwyane Wade is you, somehow managing to operate a computer with no brain left

I disagree. Even with all the extra chrome can you really tell the difference between an Escalade or a Yukon or a Suburban at a distance? How bloated and ugly is the big Lexus? The Infiniti is distinct, comfortable, and a strange but actually pretty great alternative to the big GM trucks.

Does nobody remember that Rick Hendrick built his empire on bribery and kickbacks? He was the worst of the worst car dealers. The guy only avoided a five year prison stint because he played the cancer card.

*The Bi-Xenon headlights and the adaptive front-lighting system remain optional, but if you go for it, you get 15 LEDs arranged in an L-shaped string as well. Still no Audi, but getting there! LED taillights are only available with the GL...*

Acceleration perception is 40% sound.

It's funny because a woman was murdered!

This is the same man who, when he took me hunting for the first time, shot a deer between the eyes. Instead of, you know, dying and shit... The deer's skull cap decided it didn't want to be a part of the deer, and flew off. The deer, not accustomed to such a direct oxygen supply to its brain, ran in circles…