I see the side profile of an accord coupe. Yuck. Am I the only one who see that?

The guys on his floor will own him tonight. I was a Resident Director (fancy Higher Ed term for RA supervisor) for 4 years and this shit is the exact opposite of what we would tell the RAs to do. Also, by threatening them with the reminder, "I'm still going to be your RA for another month" means "bang on my door every…

Corvettes are seafaring vessels, not Camaros.

Weird, usually only really responsible people are attracted to 500+HP vehicles.

Listen, can we just rag on auto corvette owners without hearing some serious shit like that!?

if you bought an auto Corvette you can also turn in your man card as well.

I hate that his talent was wasted hitting in front of some of the worst lineups in modern history. He was so much fun to watch - him and Felix were the only reasons to watch the Ms most seasons - and it's a tragedy that he's barely gotten to sniff the playoffs.

Please don't.

I want more information on how the Spartan-kicking incident went down.

Trick question. The real answer: Joey Logano

Asymmetrical suspension setups look silly.

someone help me understand

#TheRealGodzilla

I want to punch this person in the throat.

Fantastic reference!

Hm, and it looks like that's a Power Stroke badge on the door.

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

are we assuming he's from a low-income family....

That's not even close to a foul. Schweinsteiger got there first and got the ball cleanly. Awful call.

They're both going to break. Only one can be fixed with a run to Autozone.