you both are at the playboy mansion and all you can find to photograph is food and another dude?

This guy chided me for leaning against the XJR. "It's aluminum."

Dear Travis,

Saw something very similar last week on a Cayenne (at my daughters day care), I left a message under their windshield wiper, this week they were replaced.

Its PART of the massive crime in Baltimore. They use these bikes to run drugs and money around the city because they are almost impossible to catch or trace. There are no tags, and they can just dump them or easily hide them in an alley or abandoned rowhouse. A lot of them actually wear helmets but only so the cops…

I'm old, but not THAT old.

10 of the last 19 F1 world championships. No other nation with more than 3 over that time.

Interesting. I was in an attack helicopter battalion so the worst I ever saw was one of our deuces stuck in mud over the axles at Ft Drum one summer.

You can stick a tank hard enough to need recovery — my company once stuck eight tanks in a 24-hour period in some severely wet & muddy conditions. Tanks can buddy recover using another tank (you can see the tow cables mounted to the lower side of the turret in the video). But there's a reason the M88A2 Hercules…

My only frustration with military spending is that I DON'T GET TO PLAY WITH THE TOYS!

It could be a lot of us don't care because... it's still a neon.

I know it has nothing to do with the story, I just like this .gif.

I've always thought about doing a blog for valet drivers (I am one) on Jalopnik. But it wouldn't be necessarily about the cool cars(don't get a bunch of exotics) but mostly about the people and their random practices. And how rude they are. But I'm not that interesting, and I have bad grammar. And a poor sense of…

I will shoot and edit this, if people are willing to get onboard. I'm dead serious.

Given the fact that it happened last Thursday, but the camera reckons it happened in January 2012, I assume that truckers are now capable of time travel. This accident was probably the result of a tragic miscalculation of flux-vectors. It appears the truck that crashed engaged his time circuits to early, evidenced by…

Yes, but one would be forgiven for either forgetting or pretending it didn't exist.

Might as well post this before anyone else does so we can get it out of our systems:

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

If he's anything like his dad, he's probably good enough to make the practice team today. Lord knows, the Vikings could use a second stringer after what happened to Korey.

Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...