Also, aliens. Obviously.

"Dude relax, we only wanted to go out for a beer."

There is no such thing as an inappropriate track car. That's like saying what denomination of US currency is inappropriate for your pocket.

Most taxis around here have push bars still on them since they buy old cop cars.

Don't forget the Chevy Tahoe. Lots of those here in Texas. Lots.

Should of had number one as unkown and a overhead photo of Area 51.

"This is where the weed-burning mission will take place"

Our own ship, the Good Ship Earth.

There are still few driving experiences that scare me more than merging onto the highway with a CVT. My mom has one in her Versa, and hearing the engine stop revving even as I floor it is absolutely horrifying. I know I'm going faster. I see the scenery go by at an increasing rate, I feel myself moving more quickly,…

Thank them?

I try. I was also once married to a grammar nazi who'd rake me over hot coals for ending a sentence with a preposition.

Contender for the best category

*sigh* ahhh... the MIG-U1, the last best looking ferrari hypercar that isn't a ferrari. enzo?? phooey. señor ugly lalalaferrari?? torch it, please. RIP old ferrari and uwe gemballa

When would this payment be allowed to start? Would universities be allowed to start paying players when they are freshmen in high school? What about if a kid looks like the next coming of LBJ, would a USC be allowed to start funneling him money when he is 13 years old? Would universities be allowed to pay players…

I always had a thing for the X5 wheels. They even look great on Audi's! So nice.

I'll be honest, I don't even care if it was a cheap shot. These types of videos (Bully gets KNOCKED OUT!) are second only to porn for my viewing satisfaction. Third is pimple popping videos.

Let's do this line by line

Of course, some people should have just slipped off a little more quietly.

If Cribbs doesn't get that contract from Arizona, he'll be getting robbed.