Topical!

Luhnow’s just afraid that if he fingers the responsible individuals, he’ll spark a cival war in his front office and then the umpires will have to get involved.

Good night, sweet prince.

Honestly, has anyone ever successfully picked up a woman by whipping their junk out and tricking them into looking at it? Do guys really think this will work?

“The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

He prefers the term "Sturmabteilung."

“it’s in their hands now”

+getting a brain

Its scary how they’re eating out of the hands of Vladimir the impaler.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Joe Westworld

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

strug-gle-ling

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

First of all, great story with good reporting. (Although as others have pointed out, there seems to be a bit more out there about the father’s past that adds some possible depth here.)

Honestly, surprised it wasn’t a vape.

*tuba and mandolin outro*

Cast Larry David as Alfred?