“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

Are you completely certain that he doesn’t? I’m not completely certain that he doesn’t.

He’s got the porn name.

His entourage that included Raj, Dwayne, and Rerun had no comment.

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

“You should never lead with your head like that”

All of that coming from such an obvious candy-ass.

Hey, if there’s one thing you can’t criticize ol Donny for, it’s leading with his head. 

If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

This is not one of those signature Trump defects that can readily be spun into a secret strength or as a subtle bit of advanced dealcraft that only experts and initiates can appreciate

Think about this:

Hmm, two days in a row discussing wet bags, huh?

“...right after a word from our sponsors.”

From the linked article:

from the article just above that you commented on:

With few exceptions, every Mahomes game should be 5 Throwgasms.

Check out the shit-stirring MOB at Rice University for a good example of such a band.

“Oh, sure, when a Judge in Florida makes kids cry by giving them his bat, it’s filed to Things We Actually Like.”
-Roy Moore

At the Yale game in 2001, at the height of the anthrax scare, when Yale was hoarding the cure, the band formed the shape of a Cipro pill. Pure art.