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Why does that man in the picture have an anus on his face?

A wet fuckin’ blanket, I’d say.

I don’t watch GoT and I’m really, really whitey.

Dirk is my leader

Good seeing you, General...

Truly, the Anus of Texas

My takeaway: Kim Mulkey is a damn weirdo.

Lionel Pimpin really needs a live soundtrack of funky bass riffs at all times.

You know Trump knows that Obama could beat the ass off him on the course, and that it eats him alive.

“We are professionals, we have to set the example and not provoke anyone.”

Causing Ben Shapiro more embarrassment than he experiences day to day is quite a feat.

“THE BLACK MAN IS STANDING I REPEAT THE BLACK MAN IS STANDING”

We’ll have confirmation when he and his wife start the joint “Greg Christy Schiano” Facebook account.

The more he fights this, the more I really want to see the video.

That’s... kind of my point... ?

I’m real damn white and will see everything he makes, because he’s a brilliant filmmaker.

No syrinx? I guess turkey vultures never go to temple, then.

Napoleon McCallum scarred me forever.

He can DO SUCKY full-time now!