Commitment to Excrement 

She’s gonna call in Frank to take care of Jesus once and for all...

+1 pyrotechnic device

The power of cognitive dissonance in the religious right is a truly astounding phenomenon.

Large Adult Owners

+1 lime wedge

That pic is the 2019 version of this:

Wait until you look up the actor...

The TB12 snake oil psuedoscience is more than enough reason.

It certainly is not amusing when the super-rich get caught up in a Ponzi scheme.

Bru screwed by Bruh

“AL DAVIS IS THE BEST OWNER IN SPORTS”

“Let’s also start that Hot Chili Dog promo at the stadium concessions.”

I was eager to see just how terrible it was. The Friday Battlefield Earth was released, I paid for a ticket to Gladiator and watched its opening battle sequence. Then I quietly slipped out of that theater, and slipped into the Battlefield Earth auditorium.

I was at the game, and I was convinced we were mere seconds from a full-on riot after that call.

The Washington NFL franchise under Danny Snyder might have a claim to this title...

I have no idea how gymnasts do any of this stuff. I can kind-of keep my balance lying on the couch, and I can usually make it across the room without stumbling.

Not my work:

Congrats to Tim and his blushing beard... er, bride.