Thought he got ejected off a comet during the Messiah mission...

Replace Belcher with Marvin Harrison and it’s gold.

Marco and Ted can discuss the finer points of the football three-point kick while standing under a basketball ring.

Nice item on the article rotator:

Ever seen Re-Animator?

As piss-poor scheme as I’ve ever seen.

OK Maryland, just shut it down and reboot it all next season.

Lovely bee-stung lips...

Plus, it’s “make do,” not “make due.”

IROC & ROLL

762 Dongs

Clayton, have you played Alien: Isolation? If not, get to it.

May your Power Dome be fully charged.

+1 full quiver

+15 seconds

Sir, it’s “Nuke the entire site from orbit.”

Next on Law & Order: Tennis Integrity Unit...

Edit: “... Chiefs rookie second-year quarterback Patrick Mahomes.”

I would gladly make Pat a big bowl of five-alarm chili.