So, obese now equals normal. Oh America...

Right? If you're going to be all nineteenth century and have a ball, then have A FUCKING BALL and get yourself some petticoats. None of this sweet sixteen-esque prom gown stuff. Otherwise, I really just don't see the point.

Balls would be so much more interesting if they hadn't moved on with more modern styles.

should never pull a tazer unless you would otherwise pull a gun.

You are an idiot

Ohhh, we got a bad ass over here!

Hey, fuck your PIG parents, I hope they both get shot in the face. That is all

I don't see how wearing pajamas makes one more civilized. Nude is natural, and it seems more civilized, in my opinion, to accept that. If my "domicile caught fire" and I had to run out naked, honestly if the neighbours had an issue with it, especially when I'm losing all my worldly possessions they can only remark…

Bill won't help. Why? Because most people in the left lane are already going over the speed limit, usually by at least 10 miles per hour. There will always be that guy who thinks that doing the speed limit in the left lane is okay and/or takes it upon him-/her-self to "enforce" that limit.

It's our State Bird!

When you say herbs do you really mean "herb"?