Hah! I just had a BMW incident this weekend. Came up to a construction zone where the left lane was closed (and signs indicated this for the past 2 miles). The light turns red and I end up right where the barrels end the left lane. Sit there about 30 seconds while 5-6 people line up behind me. A guy in a BMW SUV pulls…

Travis - You're WAY off here dude. 19,500 tons is a drop in the bucket when you consider the leviathan's the IJN was rolling out in the roll up to WWII. They had at least 4 fleet carries twice this displacement, not to mention a who bunch of battleships, including the two largest ever built, Musashi & Yamoto,…

He wants to get out because he knows that it'll eventually burst into flame.

A Ferrari - FOR ME TO POOP IN!

I caught it, now what do I do with it?

Those heartless Italian Bastards! Don't they know dogs die when left in hot cars? And what would be hotter than a classic Ferrari? Despicable!!!

The idle might need some adjustment, it sounds a little ruff.

"So is it on fire now, or does that come later?"

Best White cars?

New Ranger with Ecoboost 4 cyl? Build it and they will come (buy)

I had two Taurus SHOs (91, 94) and a 2007 Focus ST. They all took a LOT of abuse and were tons of fun. No maintenance issues with any of them.

Me! I'm an up and coming writer, massively enthusiastic about cars and- oh, wait. That kind of hack.

In case you're wondering, yes I got soaked taking this photo...

Wow Travis...tough gig you have. You get to drive the Cayman S all over gorgeous mountain passes then do a review of the monster RS7. The next time you have to drive a car that gets less than a 65 on the scale...the new tag will be #OkluskiProblems. ;)

Why do I love my car?

As I walk out of my apartment in the morning, and to the rather overgrown white station wagon at the curb, I note the rusty fasteners holding the mudflaps in place. I just replaced those. How are they rusty again? I walk around the paint-chipped, sand-blasted front bumper, and open the driver's door. Glancing…

You make a sweet, sweet car movie, and have the most terrible elevator music you can find for the entire score.

Come to think of it... the damn things lasted 8 years without any huge major upgrade... and with the direction Mitsu took in the early 2000's good they left it at that.

Great read. However...

I am the aforementioned friend w/ recurring Bay Bridge nightmares. I illustrated my nightmare for your convenience.