He's not afraid to whip out the old sword and joust with a dude, either, as I understand.

I know, right? Every knight should be able to fight at least as well as Sir Elton John does.

Sometimes, when you're not at home and I'm wearing your clothes, I pretend that I am you and that your family is really my family and your life is really my life. Is that what you mean?

Umm... you should never use a numeral for a quantity less than 10, or ever if the number starts a sentence. So, technically, that should read, "second paragraph." Just sayin'.

I'd like to offer Jumps the Gunner: Formulates a question, complaint, concern or semi-convincing humor analogue within the first three sentences of an article, jumps to the comment section to post it without seeing it's answered, explained, rebutted, made moot and unfunny later in the same article.

The 'stache flask might make a funny gag gift... I've got plenty of friends who would find that pretty clever (for about 10 minutes, but repeated every time someone new found the flask).

Amen to that. You gotta trust someone... and if you didn't trust her, why are you living together, right? Once you get to that point, I'm an open book.

Password to what? Or do you use the same password for everything? I could see not wanting her in your email, but if you change your Netflix password every time she wants to watch an episode of How I Met Your Mother when you're not home that's paranoid.

My most recent ex (we dated for 6 years) knows pretty much all my passwords. She even has the pin to my debit card. And I'm pretty sure at one point she knew my social security number. I don't worry, though. We've always been good like that (even now). I'm not saying I give every girlfriend all my info, or that she…

As pointed out in the article, these vehicles are more like proof of concept, rather than intended to be deployed. They threw a bunch of fuel-saving technologies together to see how it works, and what works, and they can then use that to decide how to proceed. Putting low-rolling resistance tires on the whole fleet,…

That seems like ranting for rants sake. I didn't see anything in the article saying the demonstrator vehicles were less safe than traditional Humvees, but you seem to be assuming (without any evidence that I can see) that these changes are inherently less safe. Low-rolling resistance tires save 7% on fuel, apparently,…

Yeah, that was my impression, too. If you were expecting a good movie, you might pay to see it (theater, DVD, blu-ray, rental, whatever), but if you know it's going to be bad but full of explosions (like Fast Five), then it's worth "free." I guess.

I like you.

So you're OCD-like. You should just pay cash before you pump and not worry about it. Easier on the mind.

iOS does let you copy part of a message. You just hold down on the text, then when the magnifying glass appears, let go. A dialogue will appear that lets you select, select all, copy, etc. Usually it's only highlighting one word, so hit select, then the selection mask will have blue dots on the top left and bottom…

No, we're not adding baggage. We're just recognizing that "wrong" has distinct definitions. Like "appropriate." It means something is suitable and proper, it also means to take something from someone for your own use, and it can also mean to devote money to a cause. But if you said, "Your outfit is appropriate," you…

Your dictionary has, as the definition of "wrong," "something wrong?" Seriously? I mean, definition 2 works great if they just went with, "Something immoral or unethical."

You're using two different definitions of "wrong." Wrongdoing implies a moral wrong, like theft (indeed, my dictionary defines it as "illegal or immoral behavior"). An accident is not morally wrong, even if it's factually wrong. If the dealership had made a moral error then I'd agree they should be held to a high…

That was my first thought. You don't counter with the same price... that's not a counter offer. "Giuffre says he thinks the dealership realized they shouldn't sell the car for that price and quickly changed their mind." Giuffre is either an idiot or an opportunist. I'm not comfortable rewarding either.

The 4S may not be the best iPhone to compare, though, since it's having a battery issue (although I can say my 4S lasts me through a whole day and then some - if I plug in at night I usually have about 50% battery left, after a full day at work). My original SGS would make it through the day, but have about 20% by the…