None of the articles do much explaining of the locations of things... and really there's no way to know the hospital is uphill from the the Urology Associates unless you live here. But I'm happy to provide context!

They moved him to Harborview in Seattle now, according to the article. He even got the expensive ride - on the airlift helicopter. That's outside my jurisdiction (and gas ain't cheap, yo).

Fucked up. I live in Bellingham, and work at the hospital... figures I've had the last few days off. I miss all the crazy stuff.

The urology clinic and the hospital are on the same street (Squalicum Parkway, which turns into Birchwood as it winds down a hill), but the urology clinic is both arguably closer to the camp and downhill (a fairly steep hill). So if I had to guess I'd say he went to the nearest doctor, concerned he'd bleed out before…

My dictionary says you have that backwards. Except for the sailing term part.

That is literally the sentiment the next clause of the sentence you partially quoted expresses.

For what it's worth, I'm sure most of us would love to try rich people's problems for a while - I have difficulty imagining that I'd worry much if I knew I didn't have to concern myself with whether I could afford rent, food and medical bills - but research has shown that people generally don't find happiness in money…

So, wait... The Koala is a print version of 4chan?

I used $1 and $2 coins in Canada when I lived there for a few years. No big deal. People are just whiny bitches. Push it through, they'll whine, then in five years they'll never know the difference.

This was the first time I've ever been prompted to enable 1-click, and I've downloaded 12 or 13 apps from them, so... I dunno.

Did they make you sign up for 1-click? I never had any intention of enabling 1-click, but it wouldn't let me download the app without it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You see that uniform she's wearing? We don't allow cats on this cruise ship, lady.

We call that a freedom manicure now, thanks.

I like the part where she's saved from the bad guy by a big strong man! And he's dangerous! Look at them be in love and victimize shopkeepers together. You know what they say. The couple that engages in gender stereotypes and crime sprees together stays together.

I'd really like to play with a WP7... phone. I don't know how interested I am, based solely on my fine love of apps, but I'd like to spend a day with one fiddling about.

This is kind of tangential. Whenever possible I write my own security question/answer pair... and the question is usually an anagram of something related to the answer. Like (I'll make one up):

I like how Siri gets a credit at the end, but Thurman doesn't.

Right, right... but why was Rainn Wilson there?

When tanning beds are outlawed only outlaws will have tanning beds? Tannings beds don't kill people, people using tanning beds kill people! Wait, I'm not sure that last one worked...

Sorry, I couldn't keep up. I mean your initial thesis was so involved - "too philosophically ambitious," and "tried to do something much deeper," seemed about the extent of it. Maybe if you expound your idea into something actually debatable I'd oblige you. Until then, feel free to revel in your intellectual…