The scalpel was jammed in the cake past the length of the blade. In a real surgery the blade kind of glides across the top of tissue - kind of like the motion you make when cutting packing tape so you don't cut what's underneath. Cutting a cake like that would just produce a thin, perfectly straight line in the…

I once had a hummer. It was nice, but I prefer the standard BJ. The noise can be distracting.

Damn the Dutch!

The last time I used flash cards I was studying for the GRE... and I found it horribly irritating to spend all the time making cards. Less irritating than GRE computer games, though, which seemed to mix words I didn't know with things like "abundant," or "perceptive."

You know, if I felt I could trust any company to actually record only anonymous usage data, I wouldn't mind walking around recording wifi data for this. It's a great idea, and seems pretty useful. The app could collect wifi data as it provided directions, to keep itself constantly up to date.

Ninjas are a trend. I bet you could be a victim of a ninja. Just sayin'.

MySpace tattoo? How do you get the glittering bling effect and the hideous autoplay music?

BRB, changing profile picture to something horrible. Stupid friends beware.

What are you basing that claim on? Because what I see is performance outstripping battery by orders of magnitude. As more and more people switch to smartphones the amount of time we get on a single charge is dropping, but we're getting better performance. This is pretty common knowledge (that smartphones do more, but…

Lies! I saw it in a commercial!

Don't discount those as possibilities. Just because it's not the intended use doesn't mean we can't put our junk in it - it wouldn't be the first!

It's actually a really interesting question. We know that things like groups of neurons firing together, or the interaction of inhibitory and excititory neurons on one another, are part of the big picture. We know that frequent stimulation of one neuron by another causes intracellular changes - things like dendritic…

It's like they speak a different language...

Usually I'm one of those people that gets annoyed when everyone bitches about an article... but Jesus. Between the image used and the "yikes," you make it sound like people are being plugged into a generator. People should really be presented with information about the treatment, rather than simple yellow journalism.

Jesus, you're an ass.

I've got nothing against the aesthetic, but it looks like a concept store, where everything has tons of white space around it. In real bike shops you don't have two shelves of shoes with four feet of empty space below. That space is product you're not selling! *has terrible flashbacks to days in retail*

The things we find to complain about. First world problems...

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree that it's ridiculous. What they "should" or "shouldn't" ask for is a legal question - if the law says they can ask for it, then they're smart to do so, if only ro pressure Apple to return to negotiations. It's leverage against their opponent, and it makes sense to use whatever…

What legal difference is there between a finalized product and a non-finalized product? You're making the assertion that there's some legal barrier that exists until a product is announced. I'm not sure it exists. Saying that Apple didn't ask to see an unannounced SGS III isn't evidence that they can't file a motion…

Unless there's evidence of its existence. We can't know what Samsung's lawyers know, or what information they received during discovery. Plus, if they are developing an iPhone 5 - which they are - they'd be lying to the court if they said they weren't. Which would be readily apparent when they launched it.