To be fair, i dont think 1313 existed as anything more than an idea of a game. Nothing more

Im smoking ciggarettes and pkaying GTA while i yell at my cats. DONT you judge me!

10/10 would read again.

Two friends are sitting at a bar. After awile,one friend falls into the deepest, darkest pit of sadness imaginable. He reaches his hand out.hoping his friend will help him. His friend ignores him. They aren't that close.

Who the fuck do you think you are? People wont start freaking out unless...umm... Here,have this,i got nothing.

I never said it was a bad game. But thats alot like having ocarina of time as the only good game on your device and the rest is OOT knockoffs and waggle games.

FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA!!!

i dont know what state despair is in but it sure as fuck is in america!

i was playing it with my significant other and they very much wanted to play on the same cart and them be mayor. i said sure. i dont work and they do so i spent the majority of the time playing while they didnt. now if your not the mayor theres not alot you can do. mostly early game. so after i had sunk thirty hours…

I keep that image around and from time to time i read it again and think to myself. " my life sucks.sooooo bad. but atleast i never left someone i just had sex with a turd in a bag." and then i go on with my day.

i hear ya. i just cant stand how allmost 95% of all mobile games look identical to eachother. literally they all have the same art style. kind of like how for awile there every MMO that came out looked and played like WOW.

That show among other reasons is why i dont see my brother often.

I know ill sound like a prude but i dont approve of it. Sure, a burp or fart there is ok but treating it like its anything other than a release of smelly gas is not cool and a major turn off.

Theres SOOOOO much possibility for sports games. But the publishers intentionally leave things out to make more money and are happy to just cash the checks they get every year.its sad that we have finally reached the point where a sports game can accurately recreate everything about the sport but instead we get sloppy…

I REALLY dont look foreward to people complaining about hiw next gen doesnt have any games. People allways seem to magiclly forget that the first year or so of a consoles life are full of ports and repeats of the same game with slightly better graphics. Every.single.time.

its not a rail shooter. its " an engaging and exciting entertainment expirence" with "plenty of high tech features and innovative gameplay mechainics"

Thats because it cost less and was bought by more people. No accounting for taste

thats kinda the point if these games. get the cheese and crap threshold to the limit of what people will accept and then release. these games cost very little to make and are usually filled with rip offs of other games. win/win.

theres two reasons this "genre" of games will not last.