“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

Can’t

“reached 19.8 MPH on his way to the wall.”

So you also read Cyanide and Happiness. Cite your sources when you steal jokes!

You’re right, it would be very racially demeaning for Kevin Love, a white a man, to insinuate that Lebron, a well dressed and thoughtful black man from Ohio, dressed no differently than someone from the impoverished state of Mississippi, because to make such a joke would be to draw upon and reproduce a horrid legacy…

Actually, I am surprised someone had the balls to report him.

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

Alabama Slammer Does Alabama Slammer, Goes to Alabama Slammer

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

Here is the list of point guards who make more money than Steph Curry: Damian Lillard, Chris Paul, Kyrie Irving, Derrick Rose, John Wall, Reggie Jackson, Russell Westbrook, Eric Bledsoe, Brandon Knight, Ricky Rubio, Tony Parker, Kemba Walker, Kyle Lowry.

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

Yeah, we’ve examined the audio, and it turns out LeBron didn’t leave Kevin Love hanging at all. He just called him a shit-ass moron and told him the Cavs would be better if he’d never been born.

Today in Alternate Future History:

1. Change things.

Unfortunately for OKC fans, they might need to wait until the end of the season to see Durant Hulk out.