Ouch. I hope her Sinn’s Fein.

I think he’s the side piece. She’s wearing a ring...he’s not.

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I have some context: The NFL is trash and so are its fans.

“Lol”

Don’t forget about the part where he essentially forced Milwaukee to pay for a stadium for the least relevant team in basketball as he accepted generous campaign funding from the owners who should have been paying for the stadium.

Colts’ bolts jolt dolts.

“No, that’s OK...I’ll hand-deliver these painkillers to ‘em. Least I can do.”

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

People in New Jersey have good reason to distrust Jets that aren’t very high.

Pretty typical of a Red to blame history on Bourgeois instincts.

this guy should know by now not to get all fancy trying to score- just pound it in. I swear some people will never learn.

Crowd Rules By Sport

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

Wow. Wow.

#bucklivesmatter

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."