Yes, because private companies do a much better job. Why would I want single-payer healthcare and public broadband like the rest of the industrialized world when I could continue dealing with HMO's and Comcast?

"OH GOD. It's like I'm right back at the '97 Masters."

Student: 911? Yea, this dude was waving his shotgun at us from outside the driver’s seat. I just started runnin’ when I saw it.

I don't know why you singled out Bartman. Hasn't every Cubs fan come to represent a random poor bastard forced to live a sports fan's worst nightmare?

NBA: This is too sexy

"Yup...these are my overlords."

I'm surprised the owners haven't canned Goodell because they could easily replace him at 10% of the salary he draws and save $40M per year in the process are very serious about women's rights.

They should suspend him without pay.

Neither is my starting running back tandem of Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

Nothing says secure like apple, just ask Jennifer Lawrence

So when is Roger Goodell getting released?

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

I thought Sadeghikoukandeh only had 1 k in it?

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

A Greek sending money to a union sounds backwards.

Dream Girl