Is.... isn’t that specifically just a baby chocobo with Cloud’s haircut?

Duuuuuude...

I -COULD-, but uh... I can’t find any formatting tools so I’ve just been making do with ye olde shift key and occasionally a couple dashes. Have there always been formatting tools?

This is why it’s VERY important to consider the wording of the rules that you establish in any kind of competition. If you ESTABLISH that the penalty for breaking the rule the first time is a WARNING... and the second time is a LOSS OF POINTS... and that an ejection only comes after repeated violations... that’s an…

I think one of the most interesting aspects about the show so far is that each of the characters’ viewpoints begins chronologically out-of-step. It gets a little confusing sometimes, because unlike a first-person narrative story or a book where such things can be more clearly given away... they don’t overtly TELL YOU…

In what used to be a controversial opinion, the best things to ever come out of Star Wars never had anything to do with Lucas in the first place. He was just the guy who scrapped together a shitty fantasy novel’s Good vs. Evil plot beats and turned all the wizards into Magic Space Knights. I get a lot of folks…

I just wanted to come back and let you know that I got ANOTHER star from this joke.

They had much fewer letters to work with back then. You were lucky if you could squeeze in a period at the end of a sentence. You had to make do with what you got, and god help you if you wanted to follow up with a second in rapid succession.

Decidedly, yes.

Is Sunk-Cost Fallacy the thing you’re thinking of?

Let’s be honest, now... Jessie was always the coolest girl in this game... even back when it was hard to tell she was a girl at all.

Just wanted to let you know that people are STILL recommending this damn post. When is my .0005 second over? Goddamn.

You mean artificially creating demand by burning money like idiots convincing developers to do sign on for exclusivity deals that poison large swaths of their fanbase and erode customer loyalty? That kind of ‘competition creation’?

Y’know, I’ve said some unkind things about you in the past. I’ve vehemently disagreed with some of the positions you’ve taken and views you’ve espoused... but I’m a big enough crab to give credit where it’s due and you’ve got the journalism bit down. You do the research. You ask the important questions. You get…

I knew this guy who was aggressive-aggressive about kinja likes. He-... oh wait, did I do this bit already?

Then my mission here is complete.

I refuse. Me and the sixteen people who have recommended it thus far have connected on a deep and meaningful spiritual level. We’re stronger now than we ever were before alone. Not even your lack of appreciation for my comedic genius can stop us now.

Don’t be ridiculous!

Chuck Norris doesn’t send letters. He etches whatever he wants you to do onto a stone tablet and makes God deliver it to the nearest mountain top.

I know just how to spen- aww... it’s already up!

Oh well! Easy come, easy go. Such is the way of the internet celebrity.

I got an aggressive-aggressive letter once. It punched me in the face when I opened it and then spit on me before proceeding to run off with my fiance.