It’s 2019 now, and your post is still in the gray. For all your condescending snark, your comment languished meaninglessly in the void for years. That’s too bad. It gave me a laugh.

Fuerte Motorcarz 3: Pursuit Danger is due to drop sometime later this year. If you can’t wait that long to get your racing-game fix, even the previous entry in the series from four years ago, Fuerte Motorcarz 2: Undergrad Racer, is still a better choice than Speed & Danger. And it’s now backwards compatible on the…

The surest way to prove one’s ignorance is to open one’s mouth and erase all doubt.

“If you’re wondering how they think or breed, or other SCIENCE! facts... Just repeat to yourself “This is just a game, I should really just relax.”

That’s okay. The first step to admitting that you’re wrong is to put your bad take out there into the cosmos for consideration.

Oh, wait... so the game’s already complete then!? Shiiit... that was a half-century faster than I’d wagered. Guess I lost that bet.

That was one of my favorite moments in Morrowind. My second favorite was that same scene, after discovering that if you go through the game far enough to gain access to the slowfall spell/scroll, you can actually save the guy’s life.

John’s life was spent calling out hypocrites and dirty dealers, regardless of what side of the playing field they claimed to stand on. He was an advocate for the consumer, and he didn’t pull punches when people acted in bad faith. He tore them down, like the blight upon society that they are... and it earned him more…

Honestly, there’s the novelty factor of playing a different game inside of the game. It’s clunky, sure, but it’s just a really impressive piece of work that it even exists.

I would be neither surprised... nor remotely disappointed.

Oh, I have... they just can’t really undo the taint that my having played it back then left in my mind. My opinion of it, despite its many improvements, will be forever marred by the game as it first arrived upon my machine:

That doesn’t really take much... Diablo III is a pile of hot trash conceived back when companies all thought the answer to making new games was to turn them all into MMORPGs.

Yes. Yes people want this.

Coagulation actually improved upon the Blood Gulch formula in a way I found to be really interesting... then they went and made it too complex for my tastes in Valhalla.

I was robbed by a pirate once.

Why is the assumption that the boots and washboard were being used ‘on the edge of a cliff’ after it’s previously explained that the cliffs are new and were not previously there?

At the end of the day, the fact of the matter is that GETTING KILLED IN THE LINE OF DUTY is something you -accept- as a risk, no matter how awful a risk, of becoming a police officer. The increasing number of slain unarmed civilians never agreed to any such risk.

Damn, I know his pain. You meet a nice lady, you think she’s really great, the two of you hit it off perfectly, and then BAM... she lays it on you that she’s actually a thousands-of-years-old dragon and tells you that your half-dragon children are going to require WAY more money than you expected... since they’ll be…

Hey, nice burner account there buddy!

Business is good. Business is GREAT, even.