Thank you for the kind words, sir. I get so fed up with people like that anarchist imbecile speaking for rational Conservatives.

Yes. This. Thank you.

I am So. Glad. Cadillac has gone back to lights/trim/paint/interior engineering! It's really what they excel at. Fuck "the standard of the world." That shit is soooo last century.

Isn't it amazing how morons like you always assume people are liberals when confronted with a little reality? Guess what, dipshit, I'm conservative, and it's people like you that give us a bad name and cost us the White House.

I can't believe you've brought me to saying this, but really I hope you find yourself in this exact situation in the very near future. Be sure to write your screen name down before you draw your weapon so we can know for sure how well your plans worked out and whose family to send the flowers to.

I'm having a Tron moment...

If you're going to defend your usage with a passive-aggressive tone and a definition, you obviously have more invested in your comment than you pretend to. And maybe I just type quicker than you because my response took all of a minute, including finding that picture.

You know you kind of proved my point. There's nothing particularly new or unusual about them EXCEPT as they relate to the Suburban customer base. Is it the apparent row of LED DRLs in the middle? That's everywhere. The stacked setup? That's pure Cadillac for the last five years. The notch in the side? Where have we…

How has no one pointed out how shitty this rear door upper corner detail is?

Not really the proper usage of avant-garde. Perhaps you mean new-wave?

Probably the same person that's been molding your stellar personality. GTFO Sally Prissy Pants.

Ah, very cool. Is it like the Mercedes micro-grain silver, or whatever they call it?

Ehrrrm, I'm confused. How do you polish plastic bumpers and running boards?

Another video for the "Who gives a flying fuck" file. Seriously, you keep posting this B.S. clickbait, and I keep falling for it (out of habit).

These wheels are terrible.

Yeah, I suppose. Except it's one of the first comments on YouTube...

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