Erm.. those aren't equivalencies.

I recommend contacting a doctor regarding your abnormal bowel movements.

But why did it suck?

This kind of stuff is what "magic" has been for years.

It's not needed, but if someone says something to you and you don't respond, they may think you a shady individual and kill you out of insecurity.

Nah. The kid's a retro gamer.

If it's anything like FF X-2: Hell no.

Shortly after the PSOne launch, there was an explosion of 3rd-party accessories, including memory cards, many of which offered much, much more storage capacity than first-party.

It may not be so simple. With many services, when you create an account, an ID consisting of arbitrary characters is created. This string of characters is your true account ID, while the username you create merely links back to this ID. You may never see or use this ID, but everything related to your account…

This tweak consists of changing ownership permissions and changing a value to "0". I'd consider this very simple.

Because my console played any game for 7 years without needing a single hardware upgrade. The same reason I'll buy a new console this holiday season.

Use iOS without jailbreaking, and then use Android without rooting. Straight out of the box, Android offers greater customization. Jailbreakers and rooters are a minority. Mainstream consumers who want customization are not going to want to root or jailbreak; they want it to be customizable out of the box.

I'm not saying all of the UK is horribly polluted, but the UK has been in headlines the last few months due to air pollution issues. Likely, the industrial and/or heavily populated areas are most affected.

What are you basing this off of? The UK has air pollution issues of its own.

Free-to-play games don't bother me; I stopped caring three words before "Free-to-play."

Why is this charging a recurring fee when it is backing up to Google Drive? What recurring work is Avast performing entitling them to a constant flow of cash from me?

What? These are Asians, not black people.

Maiden Astraea

Large fire-breathing dragons, massive sea serpents, bulls, and pterodactyls each fit in a pocketable ball, and this is where you draw the line?

That is an assumption I will make. Most people turn off their devices when not in use. I'm [somewhat] surprised anyone would openly admit to wasting electricity this way.