In case of Dingo attack emergency:

The original way to do 60 on a skateboard!

That’s more of a Sipster.

Those still aren’t cool to me... Except the faster 914

Hey good eye, you’re the very first person to mention it!

.....on the run from Dirty Harry

I put one of these around a tree in the mid 90s. Built like a tank, I would love another, but a face lift, six cylinder cab.

Love the Rene Lalique hood ornament.

I did to and was disappointed when it didn't take me right back to jalopnik

Im more disappointed jalop couldnt spend the 10$ or so to make that link real before the article published.

Im actually disappointed its not a real site.

Thought about it, but didn't want my computer getting any internet clap

I can't be the only one who clicked on miatablowjob.com am I?

I believe it's because they thought the people of Chile were chill as hell.

tilted camera is the poor man's 16:9 wide screen