IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

The saddest part about this whole thing is that Portis has filed the suit 17 times before.

Portis, who last played in 2010, has said he suffered double-digit concussions over his career.

The N-word is DEAD.

I wonder if any of the Jews up in arms about concentration camps have baked anything in an oven. Funny how the media thinks only gentiles can be anti-semitic.

And, worst of all:

Nope. They're all engineered, breed and born like in the Matrix.

Looks like the tabs are really making use of Arrested Development's "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?" software.

Kim Kardashian should be required to suck someones dick online once a month in order to maintain her fame and remind us all of the only thing she is good at.

OMG CAN WE TALK HOW WONDER MAKO WAS...I JUST...SHE WAS PERFECT, JUST PERFECT. LIKE A PERFECT BALL OF PERFECT.